May 2010
26 posts
moot
“You are moot, yes?” said Mikado with a thick Japanese accent. He had a youthful, naive kind of face, which made the predatory look in his eyes all the more menacing. Christopher Poole a.k.a. moot tried not to step back when the boy leaned in, for the first time fervently wishing that he wasn’t so famous/notorious on the internet, and hoped that the guy wasn’t some...
April 2010
55 posts
poems
let’s throw stones onto frozen water, your eyes like wine, red and rich with alcohol. from the tops of trees to the hearts of leaves that cold will swallow you, and when the clock turns ten you will slide off its end and find yourself engulfed in gears. eventually you’ll land again but the light is bright so don’t look yet. yesterday you would have called this tomorrow...
from my jew friend
“it feels like injecting an orgasm into your arm, then it spreads through your body slowly, omg its soo good.”
I’m scared, but I’m happy.
jew rap niggas
nazis locked me up behind them gates fuck it, haters gonna hate got a diary in my left and a gat in my right locked in a attic out of mind out of sight nigga i lived in the original ghetto fake ass gangstas talking when they dont know i live on loaves of bread and water but im content dont forget, we the real niggas, aushwitz represent i starve all night and work all day only way out is in ...
rapppn nigga
Fuck you, bitch Stick it in your butt I’ll kick you in the pussy And call you a slut I’ll throw you in the garbage With some cans With tits like I’ll be their facebook fans
Bitch nigga fuck you fuck and suck that and at the point of mah gat you be lickin’ my ball sack
Hi social retards I, think women suck I jack off twice daily cuz I cant get fucked Everyday...
Her: “You don’t get it mom, I need that sweater to feel better, Mike dumped me today!!!” Mom: “That’s what the iPhone was for, I just bought you a goddamn iPhone.” Her: “No that was for when he dumped me LAST week”
random
il ike to penis and dick butt with the french and marbles Steve is cool cheesecake in the butt with teeth and vaginas in the penis wanker tits
I uwodl like dat penis barf
some days i have a bad case of tuna sandwich and i just can’t help my self but explode in my pocket protectors and the thing is i’ve never been to macy’s so fuck clarence and all his smurfettes.
Srsly Israel is the greatest nation in the fucking world. I dont know why we kick so much ass we but just do.. probably because Jews are the smartest people in the world (along with maybe Japanese) . We took this desert and made it to the greatest country in the middle, we came with noting after you faggots tried to kill all of us and made, and its not like shit was easy, like 6bilion Sand...
>On second date with girl >Both sitting on park bench together, she leans in to me >Silence >Start blurting weird sounds like ‘bleh’ ‘blah’ ‘bloo’ >Apologise and say I tend to do it >She says it’s fine and leans back in >Make sounds again
>was on first date with nice looking lady >felt urge to headbutt her in the face...
nascar8fan: its unlocked for u and has been unlocked u got a cock pic i can see? how thick is ur cock? adambazaar: Show me your cock picture nascar8fan: i live up near seattle but i am over near lodi tongith i am a clean cut truck driver hoping to find a guy to come play around in my truck with me tonight want to make me ur cocksucking bottom bitch? adambazaar: Where do you live? nascar8fan: dam...
Why do you all not get up off of your asses and give someone a hand every now and then? You all wallow in your own filth, complaining about this and that. You complain how your lives have no substance, no meaning, and no joy. You are too lazy to go volunteer your time, hold a door open, or even say bless you to a child that has sneezed. You complain about the world being a pile of filth and...
When the fuck are people going to stand up to muslim scum? All they ever do is threaten people and burn flags like backward imbeciles. They are the most brainwashed people on the planet with their arcane religion. Fuck muslims, people should slit their throats in the street and murder them in their millions just like Hitler did to the Jews. Fucking scum
(name) is a fucking god damn mother fucking baby eating children screaming bear raping father killing teacher beating viper meeting yellow excreeting loser being house cleaning nigger freeing blue peeing porn seeing church fleeing email reading anal beeding infant teething sulfer breathing shit drinking FAGGOT
I going to find someone else to be with. I won’t waste time trying to define my next relationship before I start it, all I know is I’m going to find another girl, and I’m going to find another job. For this little while, the rest can wait.
Hi robots, I really messed up last friday night. I work for a ladies magazine company (fashion etc). I am an IT pro. I don’t really fit in because I am not very social and a Jehovah Witness. Anyway, last friday I was invited to a work party at a bar, and I didn’t want to go, but I sort of had to because my boss insisted. One of the girls tricked me into drinking……. and...
paprika oregano,white vinegar,coarse salt and pepper and marinade some pork in it for a couple of hours. It will taste like chorizo
jokes lol
-Knock-knock -Who’s there? -Dwayne -Dwayne who? -Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I’m drowning
“He who does not love does not know God, for God is love” (1 John 4:8).
“And [homosexuals are] what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.” (1 Corinthians 6:11) There is deliverance in Jesus Christ. You are a slave to your body NO LONGER. “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!” (2...
i wanted you to feel the same
If you have something to say, have the dignity to look at me when you say it.
You want me to act like we’ve never kissed. You want to forget, pretend that we’ve never met. And I’ve tried, and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet. You walk by, and I fall to pieces.
an existence of eternal orgasm
leave Justin Bieber alone, she probably already has really low self esteem for being so flat
I love you Do you know that? I know i fucked up badly but I miss you. Its been almost a year. It kills me that we’re just friends. I want to be more, I’m afraid if i try again, i’ll lose you as a friend too. I dont know what to do. It hurts so much.i just want you to be happy Oh, and the worst part is i think youve found someone.
Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN hold for 8 seconds
Command + w = close window Command + q = close application Command + m = minimize window Command + tab = (alt tab) Command + r = refresh Command + t = new tab Command + n = new window Command + c = copy Command + v = paste Command + z = undo Command + shift + z = redo Command + shift + 3 = screenshot Command + shift + 4 = selectable...
so, you like him, so ill fuck him - anon
I’m really not sure how she feels about it. And at times I feel like I don’t really care anymore, we’ve gone our separate ways and are living our own lives. We talk on occasion but it’s nothing even comparable to the conversations we used to have. Just superficial bullshit now. She keeps saying and doing things though that make me feel like she’s attempting to...
I should never have told you I liked you. I should never have kissed you. I should never have told you I loved you. I should never have given you my heart. And after you broke it, I should never have let you near it again.
Looking back now though, with all that said and done, I’m glad I did. Because you taught me what I wanted out of life and helped me discover who I was. Much as I...
My grandma died yesterday. When asked if I’m gonna go over to see her I said “no, I don’t want to see someone die.” I honestly didn’t want to go because I wanted to masturbate lol.
Don’t say that! Because then we would never have met. And you’re the best thing to happen to me in my poor pathetic lonely life.
a few tears will swell to my eyes out of loneliness/depression. Its strange because I interact with so many people everyday, yet I dont feel like I have a single real friend here, you know what i mean
No, I have friends. It’s just a deeper sense of loneliness. I’m in college; I go to parties. I have “best friends”. But for an assortment of reasons, I feel like they’d move on fine if I weren’t around. Feels alone man.
Be confident about fucking EVERYTHING.
everyone dies there is no god we are not that intelligent emotions are chemical responses our pursuits are largely unimportant to the scheme of things
Don’t be a complainer.
faggots
Theyre all closet sluts and whores. Trust me. They would never admit it, but they are.
scary videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAoFCOWl9mk
Tell us your first love story, anon. I used to live in a small fishing village in Southeast Asia. Come summer and the monsoon, it would rain nonstop, from torrential downpours to light sheets of gossamer rain. There was a Cantonese family that lived next door. They had a daughter about my age. Now, it’s been a long time and my memories have faded a bit, but I still remember how cute...
You ever get that feeling you’re so upset, you can’t express it, so you just feel incredibly physically sick?
I frequently find that I don’t know how to keep a conversation going.
a plague of what-ifs assault me
You can pokesav to a legit cart THUSLY (KAPYPAHSTA) Spreading the love Listen up retailfags asking for saving request. If you have access to Wi-Fi, YOU TOO can Pokesav! -Download the file attached to this post, unzip it wherever. -If you don’t already have Python 2.6 download and install the version that fits your OS from http://python.org/download/ -In the files you unzipped earlier,...
Today, a bum drinking a 20oz on the Staten Island ferry gave me a life lesson as I sat there clutching a half-dozen roses to give to my girlfriend:
“…Get out there and be the best man that you can be, ain’t no try, just do. Like you don’t try ta do yo job, you do it. Ya see, this ferry trip was meant for you to meet me. I didn’t try to befriend you, I did. And luck,...
If you want to know what love is, read Chapter XLIV of The World as Will and Representation, by Arthur Schopenhauer. As for what love feels like, I’m not sure I really know. Love is such a blanket term that it really can’t be neatly explained. I could speak on limerence, however.
thanks for being about as open minded as a prolapsed rectum
Power Lens is +4 That’s 5 EVs a kill Pokerus is x2, that’s 10 EVs a kill. Assuming you didn’t use any vitamins, you’d need to kill 26 pokemon that give 1 EV to max out.
It takes a big step to even try it, that’ for sure. I was 18 years old and a transvestite messaged me and we had a date. It was crazy. Here I was with this 6’2 tranny in heels and makeup. We walked to a concert hang in hand. The look of the people standing in line in front of the venue was priceless. What was even more priceless was the look of the people inside when we started...
