November 2011
69 posts
“Get fruity! A smashed banana or peaches inserted into your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to the 69 position for sweet afters.” - Cosmopolitan Magazine
beforegoodbye:
Oh I’m sorry.
You’re hispanic right?
Was it hard JUMPING THE MOTHER FUCKING BORDER?
Oh you’re black?
Is it hard NOT PAYING FUCKING CHILD SUPPORT?
Oh you’re white?
Is it hard NOT KNOWING HOW TO FUCKING DANCE?
DO STEREOTYPES HURT? YES?
THEN STFU BITCH.
you mad because it ain’t you.
